‘Saved by the Bell’ Illuminati, Satan worship, sex magick, & other conspiracy theories

One of the best ’90s shows was Saved by the Bell which followed a group of teenagers as they strolled through high school in a completely unrealistic realm, yet the plot line and theme song claim they deal with the typical struggles of a high school student.

None the less, the show was a good time if you were into it back then (meaning you’re probably an ’80s baby). So I had much excitement to see that someone concocted up a conspiracy theory that claims the show was all just a dream in Zack Morris’ head. Cracked.com posted this one up in July 2012:


It’s nothing more than the escapist fantasy of a disillusioned young man named Zack Morris. Oddities or failures (Tori, Kelly dumping him) are simply signs of his subconscious trying to break through. Any problems he has in real life disappear when he’s in his dream world. The show even tells us, once every episode, what Zack’s real life is actually like in the theme song. The lyrics tell the tale of a day in the life of a high school student, stumbling through an unpleasant world of consequence. He starts in a panic:

By the time I grab my books, and I give myself a look, I’m at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by …
And then later:

If the teacher pops a test, I know I’m in a mess, and my dog ate all my homework last night.
Riding low in my chair, she won’t know that I’m there.

As a summary of the show, the theme song makes no sense. Zack has never had a bad day at Bayside in his life. He’s never in a mess. Everything bounces off of him. If he’s unprepared for a test, he doesn’t ride low in his chair like some depressed teenager; he gets the teacher to turn the test into a bake-off, and then wins the bake-off by cheating.

It only starts to make sense when you look at the structure. The song begins with a bell taking the narrator out of his dream world:

When I wake up in the morning, and the ‘larm gives out a warnin’ …
The middle of the song takes us through the narrator’s miserably realistic life at school. But then at the end of the song, right before the show about Bayside starts, he gets saved by the school bell, which frees him to go home, to a world where …

… tomorrow it’ll be all right. It’s alright ’cause I’m saved by the bell.
Thus, the song ends with Zack being released from the harsh realities of life by escaping to the one place where everything is all right for him. A place that exists in the border between today and tomorrow: the night time, when you sleep.

Each Saved by the Bell episode begins with a theme song that tells us what is literally happening in the real world in the time between episodes. Zack is riding low in his chair, not liking how he looks in the mirror and generally eating shit like any other high school student. Then the song’s chorus (and the title of the show) releases him to the fantasy world that both he and the show’s audience like so much better than real school: the infinite dream world of Bayside High. That dream world constitutes every episodes of Saved by the Bell, and it only exists in the mind of some awkward, pimply faced version of Zack Morris who can’t catch a break.

Seems plausible, right? I think so, it explains the show better than the claim that we’re watching any sort of real experience in high school. Shouldn’t be too surprising since this show was an offshoot of the Illuminati-riddled Disney company who originally called it Good Morning, Miss Bliss (which was at JFK High School originally; begging to be tied to conspiracy theories…).


The main character, Zack Morris graduates with an SAT score of 1502 (considered average), and then gets accepted to none other than Yale University; home of the Illuminati secret society Skull & Bones. Some claim that he wouldn’t have been able to get into Yale with that low of an SAT score. Mark-Paul Gosselaar plays Zack Morris, and some theorists claim that he and Paul Walker are one and the same. Not so obscure if you consider that Paul Walker was in the Skull & Bones in his film The Skulls, as discussed in my post about the Paul Walker death conspiracy theories:

There are claims that his film history shows ties to the secret societies, and therefore the Illuminati. He was in theFast and Furious import car films, which shares the same name as the ATF “Operation Fast and Furious” where there was a cover-up in the secretive op to trade guns with the Mexican cartel in order to track guns and theoretically arrest high ranking members of the Cartel. Walker was also in The Skulls which was about the Skull and Bones secret society at Yale. The Skull and Bones has ties with the right wing politicians, including members of the PNAC like Robert Kagan, and high profilers such as President George W. Bush (and also Democrat John Kerry; just to be fair).

Here’s an image of “Mark Paul Walker”:

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Zack’s wingman Slater (played by Mario Lopez) was also implicated in a conspiracy that he and Mark Paul were killed in a car crash (eerily similar to Paul Walker) on OhNoTheyDidnt:

Did you hear that Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Mario Lopez (Zack and Slater from Saved by the Bell) died in a car accident? You may have around 1993, when rumors of the stars’ demise spread like wildfire across the nation’s middle schools. (We won’t implicate our middle school by name, but we did have an honest-to-God moment of silence in English class.) Of course, the stars of Saved by the Bell are all doing fine, and have gone on to lucrative careers in amateur porn (Dustin Diamond), amateur dancing (Mario Lopez), and amateur porn-dancing (Elizabeth Berkeley). But the public’s thirst for grisly death rumors about beloved stars has not been sated; in 1999, Blue’s Clues host Steve Burns suffered a “heroin overdose,” and just a month ago Tom Hanks “fell off a cliff.” — Gwynne Watkins As that article points out, the other stars of the show went down that similar child-star-Disney path of doing odd and eccentric things, such as Screech starring in a porno, and Elizabeth Berkeley being a stripper in the film Showgirls.


Elizabeth Berkeley Showgirls stripper


Some claim that the Disney stars get doses of mind control and they break down over time and start doing wild stuff like drugs, or amateur porno. Dustin Diamond released a book about his experiences while filming the show, and claimed that he had sex with the VP of children programming:

Diamond also alleges in the book that he had sex with 2,000 women, one of them being NBC’s Vice President of children’s programming, Linda Mancuso, who was 18 years his senior.

Dustin Diamond was also involved in an incident where he allegedly stabbed someone (as of this writing he’s awaiting trial).

Lark Voorhies was also rumored to be suffering from mind control problems, with a string of odd interviews, as reported by Gawker:


We aren’t even caught up to the most recent chapter, because then in November, Voorhies went on Entertainment Tonight to refute everything. She was described during the report as “charming” and rambling.



Here we can see Lark is the only one showing us the ‘666’ hand gesture, so maybe that’s telling of some particular mind control treatment done to her?… From the Decoding Illuminati Symbolism: The All Seeing Eye and 666 Hand Gesture post:

Chapter 24 of Texe Marrs’ Codex Magica book goes into detail about this controversial symbol. He says the ‘OK’ sign has the ‘O’ which is symbol for the sun, while it also symbolizes the female genitalia. In tantric yoga this gesture shows spiritual and physical ecstasy. I already showed how Aleister Crowley was into yoga in my post devoted to his magick trance on the entertainment industry:

Getting back to Crowley, his interest in the occult and magick continued and he proceeded in seemingly innocuous activities such as yoga and Tantra. These activities are practiced by celebrities and are viewed as some kind of New Age, peaceful actions; but their roots are more evil than that. Even though yoga is good for clearing the mind, it pushes an anti-Christian concept of finding God within you, which abandons Christian teachings of following the true Creator and glorifies the person themselves.

The Tantric practices are another form of sex magick, which is simply a ritual. These themes will come up again, since Crowley was able to push this agenda of promoting the importance of “self” over religion. The three extended fingers are claimed to represent the connection to the divine, or the feminine triple goddess. The Satan worshipers are believed to think the three fingers show the unholy trinity between the horned god (aka Moloch, or Ba’al), the goddess (aka Semiramis or Whore of Babylon),  and their offspring: the Antichrist. The Satan worshipers would view the circle as the symbol for their sun deity; Lucifer, or the illuminated one. They call this the symbol of the Divine King, and make reference to it on the dollar bill with the Latin phrase ‘Annuit Coeptis’, which means ‘He approves our undertaking.’ 

Saved by the bell 666 lark voorhies


And here is a promo image showing the Illuminati triangle of manifestation behind her:



Lark Voorhies illuminati triangle


Here is a reversal of the theme song where you can hear it say “And I miss my Satan, we’re all saved”:


We can also see that a bell is part of the mind control rituals by the Satanists, as pointed out by Fritz Springmeier in his book The Illuminati Formula Used to create an Undetectable Total Mind Control Slave:

An example of an important ritual to demonize the victim is the baptism of the child victim to Satan. Satan may be called Set in the ritual. There are variations on this ceremony, so a victim’s personal baptism may vary in some or all of the details. This is actual variation of the ritual done to Monarch mind-controlled slaves: The child is stripped nude and given a purple robe. It is placed inside the pentegram, and an “altar” which is made by a nude woman or child is brought forward. A horse or jackal is inscribed with the inscription “Nebebka” on the neck or forehead. Then the animal is sacrificed to whatever name the group is using for Satan (such as Set or Saman). The abdomen of the beast is split open completely, and the liver removed. The 4 spirits of the 4 watchtowers are invoked. The slave child being baptized is smeared with fat from the dead beast. The Gatekeeper spirit is called by ringing a bell. Then the child is placed into the animal’s belly.

It’s also in another part of the Satanic ceremonies:

One of the secret ceremonies to invoke demons comes from The Book of Beasts. It is an ancient ceremony to summon demons. The ceremony begins with reading the Tetragrammaton Elohim, the Creature of Judgement is invoked, as well as the 9 mystic names of the dead. A child is skinned and sacrificed. The Book of the Old Faith is read from. And then the demons are dismissed and a bell rung in the 4 directions. Monarch slaves recall the stench of the demons, and the roar that they make when invoked.

Ed Alonzo played ‘Max’ who was a magician on the show, and we all know the Illuminati believe in magic as reality. They cast spells, perform invocations of spirits, etc., and they attempt these publicly on shows like this so that the young and impressionable become part of the ritual (think Harry Potter with kids running around and emulating real spells). So it turns out that in Dustin Diamond’s book that he claims Ed Alonzo performed some kind of Illuminati-sex magick (homosexually here; as Aleister Crowley practiced) with Neil Patrick Harris. From 11Points:

This one was probably my favorite. It’s about Ed Alonzo, who played the mostly useless character of Max (owner of The Max) during the early years of “SBTB”. Max would always do magic on the show, which corresponded to Alonzo being a magician in real life.  Well… Neil Patrick Harris has always been a big fan of magic. (Now, as an adult, he’s on the board of LA’s famous Magic Castle… and all the magic that Barney does on “How I Met Your Mother” is inspired by Harris’s real-life skills.)  So, according to Diamond, “[Alonzo] wound up spending a lot of time with Harris. A lot of time. For a while they were inseparable, going away to perform magic together, conjuring their mystical spells of enchantment. It wasn’t until years later that Neil Patrick Harris announced he was gay.”

Ed Alonzo Illuminati

Here’s more on the homosexual sex magick from my post about Crowley and his Illuminati magick trance on the entertainment industry:

Crowley was always a prominent member of the Ordo Templi Orientis (OTO), and introduced homosexual sex magick initiations for high degree members. He was promoted through the ranks very quickly because of his ritual experience and contacts made with the spiritual world in Egypt. Shortly after buying the Boleskine estate, Crowley and his wife spent time doing rituals in Egypt and believed they communicated directly with the Egyptian god Horus.

And finally, we can see on the cover to the soundtrack to the show, there are three 6’s on the cover artwork:


Saved by the bell 666


Thanks to commenter Daniel, we’ve got an image with multiple pieces of symbolism: the occult symbolism of duality with the Freemasonry black and white pattern on the shirts (there was a chess championship in the episode), the horns of Moloch (I think Screech is doing it?…), and the 666 hand gesture:


IlluminatiWatcherDotCom Saved by the Bell 666 Moloch Horns


Also, there is the film Brotherhood of the Bell that details a secret society known as the Bell, so obviously I’m going to tie that to Saved by the Bell with a subtle cue to the cult “saving” lives:

The film depicts a successful economics professor, Dr. Andrew Patterson, who discovers that an elite fraternity he joined as an undergraduate is really a callous banking and business cabal that obtains wealth and power for its members through nefarious practices.

William Ramsey goes through portions of the film in his documentary Occult Hollywood, so go check it out:




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  1. WOW! Saved By the Bell??? I’m stunned and shocked. Those poor kids, but what about their parents who thought one thing and their kids turned out to be something completely different.


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    • How old are you, Illuminatiwatcher? An SAT score of 1502 out of 1600 maximum was enough to get into Yale, although 1500 would be average. It’s only been recently that the maximum score is 2400. Zack actually ended up going to community college or state college if you watched Saved by the Bell the College Years

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  2. I totally called that about 666 sign from Lark. I thought she was acting strange. So sad about this.

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    • in the 90’s, 1500 was a high SAT score (out of 1600), which would have been enough to get into Yale

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      • Yeah, there’s many things wrong with this… But the lack of research into the history of the SAT is just lazy. Nice job. Do some fact checking.

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  3. I have a picture that I took from one of the episodes in which screech has to battle a Russian in the chess championship and the chess coach has all the chess players doing finger exercises and the coach throws up the 666 hand symbol perfectly. With both hands!!! If you’d like the picture just let me know where to send it. I’d be glad to. Thanks for the article, it was really great.

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  4. It’s hard to be surrounded by people who can read your thoughts. Especially when they have an energy force that seems threatened by you having your own active and positive ego. I can’t imagine what the stakes are like once money is involved – the cost of living off money you made from making deal(s) with the devil.

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    • The devil doesn’t exist. None of that shit is real. The people who brought you religion in ancient times are the same people bringing you this bull shit. They have created an image of Satanic power and absolute evil when they in fact, have NOT harnessed the powers of the dark side. When they created organized religion for control purposes, the elite and powerful had to pump fear into the hearts of the poor and uneducated, plus those people needed to be distracted. You see, while you morons are out chasing Satan and those who have harnessed his powers, you are missing all the corrupt, shady, back door dealings that are robbing your wallets, killing your country and destroying the planet! Keep looking for Satan while they keep fucking you all over …. Satan should not be the focus here people, a corrupt and tyrannical system should be! You don’t need to add all the chicken sacrifices and the powers of Lord Palpatine to convince people that terrible things are happening to this planet.

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      • You did not disprove anything in your unnecessary rant. Just because you say or believe Satan does not exist, does not negate the fact that Satan worship and sacrifice is practiced, and practiced by people with much power. Don’t you get it? The people we are against, the people fucking us all over, as you put it, do it for Satan. He sits above the pyramid while we are at the base, holding it all up and making it possible. Of course not by our choice or even by our knowledge in just about all cases.

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        • Great reply, Neo.

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      • Greetings,
        Please watch Mark Passio´s seminar on Natural Law
        We need to share natural law knowledge and start waking people up, if there is going to be any atempt to reverse this situation.

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        • I’ve heard of him, so I’ll check the video. Thanks.

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      • Satan IS real that is the whole point why they mock Jesus Christ, which I pray you find very soon as His return is approaching. He is the only way out of here and yes we ALL need Him. This world belongs to Satan and his minions and if you choose to believe that or not does NOT change anything…I do not speak Chinese but just because I don’t speak it does not make the language NOT exist…Get it? Gb

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  5. Sorry to nitpick, but Zack’s 1502 SAT score was and is not considered average–the average score in the early 90s when the episode aired was about 900, and Zack’s score put him in the upper percentiles of test takers. The whole joke behind Zack’s score is that he’s extremely intelligent and but very lazy. The worst thing you could say about his character through the entire series is the promotion of the idea that people who work hard to succeed are suckers, based on how much the hard-driving Jessie Spano’s work ethic is mocked on the show (no surprise that Elizabeth Berkeley’s most notable acting jobs after the series tend to portray her as a hyper-sexualized temptress).

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  6. There are tons of sex magick and semenancy references all through that show too. Absolute filth!

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  7. Saved by the bell skit on Jimmy Fallon with Vin Diesel as a guest to promote Fast & Furious w/Paul Walker recently, this all makes sense

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  8. You are obviously very young. 1502 is a genius score for those on the 1600 scale. I graduated in 2003 and thought I was hot shit for my 1330 score. The 2400 score system is very new and I believe started in 2005. Please do more research before putting articles on the web.

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  9. I remember being a teenager in high school. I could not wait to go to sleep to alleviate all my problems of the bad days I had. For some reason I thought I would wake up and it would all be fixed. In the picture with the whole gang, lark putting up the “ok”, zack and slater’s arms are crossed for “X”, and I think Jesse is also doing something funny with her hand. It also looks like they were put in a pyramid formation. The Max diner also had a bunch of symbols of triangles and circles. The door knob was shaped as a 3. Mr. Bell-ding was the principle. As a watcher of the show I know Screech once referred to him as ” the balding eagle”. Saved by the BELL-(Ba’al). Also if you reverse and flip the word BELL it looks like 1138(1111)…..I might be reaching but this article opened my eyes to alot.

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  10. I’m not sure If starring in a paul verhoeven film is odd and eccentric behavior. The guy made robocop, starship troopers, total recall, some truly stellar movies. Showgirls was a flop for sure but if one of the most visionary directors of our lifetime asks you to be in a movie you don’t have to be going crazy to say yes

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  11. You had me until you started talking about the Christianity bullshit. Then I just lost interest.

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    • If you’re not a Christian that’s your business. But why do you have to insult the people who are? I’m not an atheist or whatever you subscribe to but I don’t go around attacking atheists just because I don’t agree with them.

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  12. Clearly something is not right. Lark is obviously a highly intelligent girl and she could barely get her thoughts across accurately. I don’t pretend to know what’s actually going on, but I will say that something about Hollywood, wealth, fame and “success” is very off. It’s almost as if people become famous and get turned into robots(not literally) who are no longer capable of thinking and functioning on their own.

    EVERYONE’S a vegan. EVERYONE’S an environmentalist. EVERYONE’S an animal rights activist. All the celebrity Christians are fake and stand for “values” that clearly go against the will of God. Something is amiss. But God will reveal all the hidden things in time. In the mean time I will continue praying for ALL celebrities. Sad to see this happen to such a beautiful, talented, sweet girl.

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    • ” Lark is obviously a highly intelligent girl”. Um, what exactly makes that obvious?

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  13. I still cannot believe that prince rogers nelson is dead

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  14. do ANY of you realise who the author is related to………. dumb asses!!!!!

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