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On today’s episode of the Occult Symbolism and Pop Culture with Isaac Weishaupt podcast we’re going to talk about Roseanne Barr! She’s been making the rounds on the podcast circuit but there have been some interesting concepts popping up! We’ll talk about her interview with Tucker Carlson where they discussed the Nephilim fallen angels ruling our world and some claims that she sold her soul to the Devil! We will then PROVE those claims by reading from her book and you will not believe the level of detail behind this Faustian bargain! You will walk away from this episode knowing that Faustian bargains are real and that Roseanne sold her soul for fame- I promise you that. If you have a friend or family member who doesn’t believe this stuff and says it’s all conspiracy theory; share this episode with them.
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Welcome back to a call symbolism of pop culture. I’m your host, Isaac Weishaupt. And today we’re going to talk about Roseanne Barr selling her soul to the devil. Her words, not mine. Now, if all goes as planned, this show this episode I’ll be putting on the supporter feeds. I don’t know December 21 or 22nd. And it’ll be on the free feeds on Christmas. So Merry Christmas. what a what a? What a time to listen to a show about Roseanne Barr selling your soul to the devil. But that’s what it’s all about this season. It’s about Christ. And following the light, the correct light, the right path. So I in fact, I think we usually we do like a Christmas special. And I think we did one last year if you’re feeling Christmassy, and you know, you’re not tired of all the Christmas stuff and all the all the people that are hanging out of your house and wrecking your stuff. Looks like back in 21 We did a Christmas symbolism show. I don’t know what we did in 2002. Either way, doesn’t matter. Merry Christmas. Today we’re talking about Roseanne Barr, though. She’s making the rounds on the podcast circuit. Not mine, of course. But there’s been some interesting concepts that have been coming up that maybe you’re flying underneath the radar for some people, but not here. Not at this show. We scrutinize. We put on some paranoid glasses. We look at the world through a different lens to see if something sticks. And we’re talking about the idea that she sold her soul to the devil. All right. We’re going to talk a little bit about she did an interview with Tucker Carlson, who’s apparently another sweetheart in the red pill community. But you don’t mean I hate everyone equally? I don’t trust none of these people. Andrew Tate, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson. None of them. None of them. I don’t believe nobody. I’m the only grifter that’s allowed to grift No, I say that. And I kind of joke. You know, Alex Jones is one of my red pill daddies. But the point is I question everyone. That’s the point. As you should question me, right? I don’t want you to blindly Listen to me. That’s why I try to I try to discuss these points with proof from books that I cite and this and that and the other and you’ll notice all these other Talking Heads Andrew, Tate’s and Tucker Carlson like generally and login No, no shade on Tucker Carlson either. I’ve heard him say some things that I like. Some things and Elon Musk. He’s part of this new. suppose they’re hijacking the red pill, Moon, the hijacking conspiracy, they’ve been doing this for years. And I’m, I’m fed up with it. I’m sick of it, you know, try to keep it positive. This is Christmas. You know, it’s Christmas for some of you guys out there. But anyway, she was on Tucker Carlson. And they were discussing the Nephilim the fallen angels from the Bible, and how they rule our world. And she’s been telling all these different talk shows and such that she sold her soul to the devil if you listen to her. Now, I always take it a step further. I always go a little deeper, I’m gonna prove to you these claims that she’s making. I think she feels shame about this, and she’s trying to publicly talk about it. And if you’re a big Roseanne Barr fan, maybe you already know this stuff. But for me, I’m not a huge Roseanne fan. So I was shocked to read how she flat out told us she did a Faustian bargain in her book. And today you’re gonna walk away from this episode knowing for a fact that that Faustian bargain happened that it’s real. And Roseanne sold her soul for fame, I promise you that I promise you, I will promise you a lot of things. I promise you that though. If you have a friend or family member who doesn’t believe any of this stuff, it’s it’s all it’s all conspiracy. Talk about people selling their souls share this episode with them. All right. And in fact, maybe you’re new to my podcast, because I offered up for the first time ever gift memberships to the VIP section, my sort of Patreon thing I do. And maybe this is the first episode you’re queuing up. And you You should thank your friend, because they gave you the gift of knowledge and opening your eyes to the world around you. And the symbolism that will change the way you look at the world. And my goal as your red pill daddy is to take you down a path of light and love. I think that the divisiveness and the hate that all these fake conspiracy theorists are out there pushing takes us down the wrong path. Because the Illuminati knows if they can divide us they can conquer us. Strategy is oldest time. We’re not doing that here though. We love all people all races all genders. All sex preferences. It’s none of my business. Anyway, let’s move into it. And you’re gonna notice on today’s show, I’m gonna pre warn you that I got to stop to take drinks very much more often than I typically do. I live in Utah and the air is one of the worst in the world right now the air is dirt. That doesn’t slow me down, I still CrossFit and suck it all in like a jerk. So that means I got to stop and sort of refresh. So pardon the pregnant pauses more so than you normally get. Alright, who’s Roseanne? She’s a comedian. And she had the show Roseanne from in the 80s and 90s. Right. And that was my time growing up in the 80s. And 90s. never really watched it. It was always on after what show? Was it on after I think it was after the Simpsons maybe. So I’d always catch the beginning, but it never spoke to me. I didn’t really like it. And then they rebooted that show in 2018. And apparently it was going well. Then she tweeted something that damn Twitter gets everyone that apparently came off racist, and she got canceled. Now, and here’s the thing, and we’re not going to go on the soapbox too long. She’s a stand up comic. And comics will say edgy things. And they should be allowed to do that. They should be allowed to say edgy things now. I don’t remember what she said if it was racist or not, but it’s hard because now every jerk thinks they’re a comic. And they say racist, gross stuff. And they know what a kid joke What a kid joke. And, and what I’m saying is, it’s hard. It’s hard to know, how much of this stuff do we let go? And say, Well, okay, it’s just a joke. People, everyone’s everyone’s susceptible to some jokes. All right? People make fun of me. People say, and I’m not Jewish at all. People say I look like a Jew, you know. And I love Jewish people. But like, I’m saying people, people make fun of me and like, it’s fine. I don’t make fun of me. I don’t care. It’s fine. Everyone’s everyone gets a little bullying. All right. The question is, where’s that line? Where’s that line where we’ve gone too far? You know what I mean? Where’s the line where it becomes ammunition for hate groups. And that’s one of the tough challenges we’ve got with the free speech in America that we’ve been dealing with the last few years. You know, Elon Musk, if you’re following his ups and downs, he’s, he’s been, you know, hit with a lot of this stuff. And, yeah, anyway, sorry, I don’t want to go on the soapbox too long. But she won an Emmy and a Golden Globe. So she’s a big to do, right. And she’s had many controversies over the years, like in 1990 was the big one that I remember, she sang the national anthem at a baseball game or something. And then when she was at she sang it really awful. I guess it was a joke, because she’s not a good singer. And once she was done, she grabbed her crotch and she spit and it seemed like it was defiant against America. But here’s the catch. Like in America, you’ve got that freedom, that freedom of speech. You can burn a flag. You can do all those things. You can you can kneel during the national anthem. That’s your right. And that’s what our armed services fight for. Is it a little disrespectful? Sure. Sure. I don’t want to see that either. I think I was in the military, I served. And I’m okay with it. Because, though that’s what we’re fighting for the freedom of speech. If you live in a country where people can’t kneel during the anthem and burn a flag that leans towards the nutty stuff, like I saw, I was in South Korea, the North Koreans a full on propaganda, man, you got to have photos of the the president in every house and all this crazy stuff, like nutty stuff. And we have to embrace these things that seem they’re offensive in there. And they’re, it’s hard to you know, I’m my family is full of, you know, war beds, Vietnam, all that stuff, man. I’m a war vet, technically. Totally to war vet, I got a global war Terrorism Service Medal, and I’ve got a Korea Defense Service Medal as well. So technically, when I didn’t do no real like infantry type stuff, you know what I mean? I was in the rear with the gear and the bombs. So anyway. She was born in Salt Lake City, ironically, in my backyard, and she was Orthodox Jewish, but her family kept private from people. And they used to attend LDS church from what I gathered. And that’s kind of how the Utah culture is I was not born and raised here, but my wife was and back in the 80s and 90s. You know, the culture here is predominantly LDS and apparently growing up here You feel it if you’re not a member of that community, so there’s a lot of pressure to conform and fit in. We’ll just say that,
from the stories I’ve heard, not just for my wife, but for many people that grew up here that weren’t LDS. When she was 16, she got hit by a car and the hood or ornament impaled her skull. And she had a traumatic brain injury, and she was institutionalized for eight months. That’s pretty wild, right? And in fact, that’s what happened to Kanye West, Kanye West was in a nasty car accident. And it’s questionable if he had a brain injury as well. And it makes you wonder if their prefrontal cortex is damaged, and maybe that’s suppressing some of this ability to filter out what you can say publicly and not come off as, you know, racist or whatever. So 1991 People Magazine, excuse me in People Magazine, she claimed that her parents had committed various abuses upon her physically sexually. The parents denied this, and supposedly they passed polygraphs. I don’t know how accurate polygraphs are. I’ve seen that it’s complete pseudoscience. She later told Oprah that she was on psychiatric drugs, and wasn’t being entirely truthful about that. But then she said she did. Or she had. So I’m read my notes are a little choppy. She said she had dissociative identity disorder because of these childhood traumas. So it kind of happened. She wasn’t entirely truthful. Not really sure what she’s saying there. But she said she had multiple personalities. The names are, baby, Cindy Evangelina. If you see CK er, I try not to swear on the show for you guys. You’re welcome. It is Christmas after all. Heather, Joey, Kevin. Nobody, somebody and Susan, and then her main personality Roseanne. Boy, she said that she would go to therapy and then fuse them all into her own personality. Now isn’t this something. And this fits in line with all of the conspiracies we’ve talked about, over the years, MK Ultra Mind Control programming theories that the ABCs, you know, who have been investigating this sort of thing for many years. They’re aware of how it works. David Icke talked about this, he was one of the originals to talk about this idea of dissociative identity disorder and alter egos, and how you can through trauma. I don’t know how deep to go into this, through trauma, you know, physically or sexually you can to a child. They claim that this forces them to put up with a call an amnesic barrier and create an alter ego to sort of survive that horrific scene. And this therefore creates these dissociative identity disorder, alter egos. And this is one of the themes you see in The Shining. And Kubrick’s the shining, right with the with the Danny, the alter. I’m sorry, it must be Tony, who’s the altar for Danny. So anyway, so she had this whole background of this kind of stuff, but we’re gonna find out when we get into her story, her book, that maybe something else was going on that was creating these altars. All right. Now politically, she was more progressive than, you know, typical. She was trying to get a apparently she was trying to get a nomination for the Green Party to run for president. but lost to Jill Stein, who actually I had supported back then. And then things got weird around 2018. She started getting referred to as a Trump supporter, and I kind of remember this, again, not a huge Roseanne fan, so I didn’t really follow her per se, but I remember that was a sort of thing going around. I thought it’s kind of weird. She had made statements about how she wanted him to win because he wasn’t Hillary. A lot of people felt that way. Then later said that she didn’t endorse him, so I’m not really sure what to make of that. Then in March of 2018, she retweet retweeted a queue theory by Liz Kronk, and she’s a prominent figure in the queue community. I don’t know if she still is a question. I questioned the queue moment, but you know, I’m a hater. I hate everyone. No, but I actually think the QA on things one of the biggest psyops of all time. But she retweeted a cute theory about how Liz about how Trump was saving these traffic kids and all this stuff, which was a very common thought back then. She then deleted it. Then on The Tonight Show on May 1 2018. She She clarified it, she said, everybody had to choose for themselves according to their own conscience, who they thought was the lesser of two evils. Everybody chose that so I’m not going to put anybody down who didn’t vote like me. So is she a Trump Maga? Doesn’t seem like it seems, I don’t know. She seemed like a very reasonable approach to me. And I feel the same way. I don’t, I wouldn’t. I don’t hate on people who thought Trump was a lesser evil than Hillary. I didn’t like Hillary either. But she’s got a whole litany of controversies and it’s, I mean, it’s almost on a regular basis she surfaces to be controversial then goes back under and as you’re gonna find out today, it’s the fame. It’s the drug. It’s the seduction, from the Dark One himself. And she’s definitely addicted to it. And I think that’s why she’s saying and doing crazy stuff whenever she can. Now I’m gonna play a clip for you here first before we get into her book. Shout out Ronan, who tagged me on a Roseanne night show parents clip. This is what started the whole Deep Dive. Okay. I want to play a clip for you and this is on. Boy, I don’t know what show it is on who cares? These tonight shows are terrible. Take a listen. Yeah,
Speaker 1 16:22
and it like really upset me. So I like summon Satan and I write about how I made a chapter called Eat, Pray Love conjure Satan. And when I was 12 years old, I signed a deal with Satan in my room. And I was CBS doesn’t condone this. Because I want to get famous no matter what. And you know, then I forgot that I had this deal with Satan and everything. And then I got really famous. And then one day I like had this tragic singing accident. I realized that Satan was coming from my soul. So yeah, he wanted me to pay up. So that book is about that and how at the end, I invite Satan to dinner at Spa go. He’s there most nights, but you should. And I asked him to, you know, reef, give me a refi or refinance on my soul thing. And so that works out it has a happy ending.
Isaac Weishaupt 17:31
You and Satan are good. So she said that. She says she sold her soul and a lot of people have been retweeting this in the conspiracy community and talking about it. But, you know, I always like to try to go a little bit deep, a little bit deeper. And I bought her book, her book from 2011, called a Roseanne Roseanne archy dispatches from the nut farm. All right, and in it, I’m gonna, I’m so excited. I’m going to tease you a little bit more, though, because we’re gonna we’re gonna hit that. But before we hit that, we got to talk about Tucker and the naphthalene real quick. But in her book, she confirms Yes, she did sell her soul. And we’re gonna cover that here soon. All right. Now next before we before we get into that book. The other clip that surfaced during my research, I was actually talking to Jamie Hanshaw about, you know, a show we’re working on. And she said, Look, you got to check this clip out. And I didn’t I didn’t hear about this and miss my radar. Here’s a recent appearance. Listen to what she says on a recent Tucker Carlson show and I don’t know which Tucker show I think he’s on rumble now or Twitter. I wouldn’t know. Take a listen.
Speaker 2 18:40
who run our society consider themselves gods. And that’s why they’re not explaining.
Speaker 3 18:45
They think they’re more than human. Oh, obviously. Yeah, they I go no, not even human because humans care about their environment and their neighbors and humans care about, you know, other people’s children. And humans care about living things. But they don’t do any of that. And he goes because they think they’re more than him. I noticed they they think they’re like Royals in a rarefied sphere of DNA or something above us. Like, did they come from another planet? Yeah, when we hear talk, I can’t either. But this is the podcast to speculate on it though. Wow. Because some people, some people say, you know, a lot of religious people, they’re into some deep rabbit holes of things. And I don’t know where
Speaker 2 19:39
you can see where they are, though. I mean, I Speaking for myself, I have no idea what’s going on. I don’t know if this is the Neff Aleem, right. I was gonna say, I don’t know. No, here we go. That’s what I’m what nope, let’s just say. I said, I don’t know anything about that stuff. Okay. I’m a very ordinary middle aged man who spent his life following politics and theology, but I do know that whatever is going on is very deep. Yeah, I’ve spent my whole life around politicians and seen decisions get made, interviewed people who run things. And what’s happening now is qualitatively different. show different that is not in the same category at all. No, this is hurting people for the sake of hurting them. This is lying for the sake of lying. This is, as the Dow hates holy water, they hate the truth. You tell the truth about anything, it almost doesn’t matter what it’s about doesn’t have to be about the next election. It can just be about the about history, for example, telling the truth about history. Why should that offend anybody really periods where everyone’s dead? And we can’t of course change the past. So there’s nothing really at stake for us now. Right? You would think people would welcome open minded historical inquiry to get closer to what actually happened in whatever period or in whatever event, they hate that yes, well, what are you watching? You’re watching someone who hates the truth because it’s true. And there’s no possible profit motive that is driving that there’s no political end that is driving that they hate the truth because it’s true. Now we’re in the realm of theology.
Isaac Weishaupt 21:00
They were saying that the Neff Aleem is controlling society because, again, Tucker and even Roseanne, they are kind of wedging into this sort of red pill movement. I think that I mean, to put on my conspiratorial hat, it could be that 2020 was a great awakening, and a lot of people woke up to different conspiracy ideas. And I forget this sometimes in my life, I forget that a lot of people are shocked by all these things, because it’s the first time they were hearing it and thinking about it, and believing it. And I think that there are handled, SIOP sort of characters in this red pill movement, trying to take people down their path, whether that’s for financial gain, or a bigger conspiracy to keep them from our real truth. All right. Now, what they were saying on this Tucker show, they were saying that the Nephilim were controlling society, maybe right, and what they’re talking about, because I want to get a little little info on this, there, they’re going back to this alleged bloodline of Seth, that is described in the biblical texts like the Book of Enoch. And if you follow me long enough, you know, I’ve got a two part Book of Enoch show that has yet to be delivered yet. I got most of the research done, I just gotta get back into it and finish it off. But the story is that there were fallen angels that they call the watchers, who came to Earth and made sexy time with the ladies here to create an abominable race of giants called the Nephilim. And then God, obviously wasn’t cool with this. He was like, Hey, don’t be sexy time and my ladies down there, what are you doing? You got kicked out of heaven because you’re naughty. And what do you know you must do my creation here. So God ordered up that great day lose and the great flood? Got rid of that wicked bloodline? Maybe because there’s theories that they existed and if you watch I think is Darren Aronofsky did a movie called Noah, where you can see these detestable horrible, Fallen Angel, current demonic creations. Alright, now let’s go to the Book of Enoch, section two, and it explains about the 200 watchers, these fallen angels, how they this is why we had to talk about this before we got into Roseanne how they took a pact, a curse, to come down from Mount Hermon to take up the wives. They made a Faustian bargain in a way to make sexy time. Let me read you from let me read you from the Book of Enoch, chapter six, verse three, I fear that perhaps ye will not be willing to do this deed, and I alone shall suffer for this great sin. Then all answered him and said, We all will swear an oath and bind ourselves mutually by a curse, that we will not give up themselves. Sorry, that we will not give up this plan, but we’ll make this plan a deed. Then they all swore together and bound themselves mutually by a curse. And together they were 200. So, you know, a tails all the time giving into the lust that they had. They made a curse a pact. And when they got down there, the watchers they were teaching the women. Occult magic. Yes. They started making babies and these babies were the giant naphthalene and then ethylene began to do what cannibalism? That’s right. Common themes we see from the Illuminati and stuff we talked about on this podcast. Let me read you, case you doubt me, chapter seven. And they took upon themselves wives, and each one chose for himself one. And they began to go into them, and mixed with them, and taught them charms and conjurations and made them acquainted with the cutting of roots and woods. And they became pregnant and brought forth great giants whose stature was 303,000 ELLs that these devoured all the acquisitions of mankind till men were unable to sustain themselves, and the Giants turn themselves against mankind in order to devour them. And they began to sin against the birds and the beasts and again, against the creeping things and the fish and devour their flesh among themselves and drank the blood thereof. Then the earth complained of the unjust ones. Well, there you go, then naphthalene products have fallen angels who took a made a pact or cursed themselves, drinking the blood eating the flesh cannibalism. All right. And we talked about this. Back in April 22. We did two deep dives into this topic. And my apologies for the free feed losers that are out there losing and losing again, no, sorry. There was only on the supporter feeds unfortunately. So you’d have to be on the supporter feed Patreon or VIP section or Apple premium. You can check out back at April 22. We did a show about the movie fresh. And we did a show about Kurt Barker’s book about Hi Adam Satanism and, you know, cannibalism. Very controversial topics. So there is not too many degrees of separation here. From Roseanne story. Okay. Now, let’s get into Roseanne. I told you I was gonna prove this to you. Let me prove it to you. All right. I’m gonna I’m gonna do a lot of reading here. A lot of reading and a lot of drinking. A lot of a lot of eggnog here in my little cup. Just kidding. I wouldn’t drink that. Straight. You know what? Sugar isn’t a cup of eggnog. Oh, my God, you could probably eat a whole candy bar and have less sugar. So what does the book say? Well, we’re going to read from Roseanne arky dispatches from the nut farm. Let’s start with the foreword. Bit by bit, Rosie began to okay, this is really sorry, let me back us up. This was written by Bill Pentland her first husband. All right. Okay, so, bit by bit, Rosie began to morph into a housewife. And we finally decided to tie the knot in 1974. After seeing the Exorcist, we were convinced that Satan had possessed us. Now keep that in mind. Keep that in mind. Because Roseanne is going to tell us how when she was a kid, she sold her soul to the devil. Then she marries this guy, Bill Pentland. And he also is like, Yeah, we were possessed by the devil. And a lot of people are probably thinking No, Isaac, they’re kind of joking tongue in cheek. They watch The Exorcist. Well, maybe. And we’re okay, we’re gonna get into it. But she made the deal with the devil at 12 years old. All right. So this is well after that. And also, exorcist had, it didn’t have Satan, right. Didn’t have Satan they had possessed zoo, a demonic entity, who possessed Linda Blair’s character. I watched the new exorcist by the way. It was fine. It was fine. It was a great No, but I think the plan is to give that dude he did the Halloween remakes. And they were fine too. I enjoyed it. The Exorcist is supposed to do I think another trilogy and I can already tell that the second one is going to be a banger because he had this really dark weird thing that he did with the imagery of them going underground and like sewers and seeing these demons and stuff. I think the first one was a tea so I’m giving the second one a chance the first one it’s fine. All right. No, it’s not gonna be as good as the original. Of course it’s not. Or even the second one was it the second one where they had the big the big Brutus, the barber beefcake shears. You know what I’m talking about. Anyway, all right. Next chapter six. You’re not gonna believe it. Listen to the title that she wrote for her book. Chapter Six. Eat Pray Love conversation. Let me take you back to your reader to the exact moment in time when I went from a chubby 12 year old girl to a calculating rising star. One day as I sat in my room crying and snapping the heads off my Barbie dolls with my chocolate soaked sausage fingers and perusing a copy of my dad’s National Enquirer. Now this is kind of let me pause snapping the heads off the Barbie. That’s what we saw in the Barbie movie. Remember with the weird Barbie, it’s kind of interesting. Oh whale, the National Enquirer is also worth pausing for a second because the the National Enquirer, if you recall, was publishing dirt to help Trump get elected, including the one about there’s a story about Ted Cruz’s dad being friends with Lee Harvey Oswald. And they were also the ones that were paying Karen McDougal hundreds of 1000s of dollars of hush money through campaign contributions so that they could obtain rights to the affair story she had with Trump. This was before the Sammy de Sammy, Sammy, stormy Daniels hush money, the porn star that was completely unrelated.
But the guy who started the National Enquirer was again in general, so Pope Jr Henner. Also Pope Jr. Whose dad was allegedly I’ll say allegedly connected to the mafia and had Frank Costello set up to be Jr’s Godfather, Frank Costello from was the department Jack Nicholson’s character, I think was Frank Costello. But most interesting, general so Pope Jr. also worked for the CIA and psychological operations psyops. Yes, so many so many things connect here. All right, back to Roseanne. So she’s in her dad’s National Enquirer, she I saw in the back pages there in an ad for information about acquiring occult powers, I decided that I wasn’t going to feel sorry for myself anymore. I was determined not to accept the status quo. And I would do anything. And I mean, anything to alter the world to the way I wanted it to be. I decided to do something that would have a profound impact on my life, something that I would eventually be very ashamed of as an adult, to hear that ashamed. It’s why she keeps bringing it up. Everything that follows is all true, every single word of it. That’s what she wrote every single word of it. So this is all true. When you find yourself upset and jealous and bitter, do not I repeat, do not call on the power of Satan. Once you do a deal with the devil, you will burn in hell with shame and regret. When I was 12, I summon Satan and sign my name and blood. I had learned how to do this from the Mormon contingent in my home town. These people keep records on everything, and the satanic worship sections of their library are some of the best. I had done my homework and decided it was time to make my move. I would love to explain just how I conjured up Satan, and what the books I got from the Mormons taught me. But for obvious reasons, I will not publish them here so that other lost and lonely souls don’t repeat my mistakes. Obviously, it’s easy enough to enter into a binding satanic contract, as every lawyer politician and Hollywood star can attest. Backstage at the Oscars is a veritable bloodletting a virgin’s and goat fu see Kang. I’m the first celebrity to admit it. And I believe it is time that all of you knew our dirty little secret. He was wearing a red suit. And at first I thought he was Santa. Hey, apropos for Christmas, folks. I thought he was Santa. Oh, and you know, it’s interesting. I’m reading the notes here. She capitalized the H in here which is something you do for God’s like if you if you write about Christ or God. And I guess if you’re a believer, you capitalize H like when you say him or he you capitalize eight she capitalized the H. In her book, I just copied right from the Kindle. Right here. I’m reading it. She said I thought he was Santa. But then I saw the tail and the uncultured hoof emerging from a puff of black smoke. I watched transfixed and unable to move full of dread and fear as he capitalized again, removed his sunglasses and I looked into his green plaid eyes. You rang? He asked in a low register not unlike lurch on the Addams Family? Yes, sir, I whispered. I remember even now the strong odor of fart that filled my room. Let me pose a question. Then. He said, Why have you conjured me to help you get rich, famous and rich? Why didn’t you ask God to help you do it? You have the special Jew hookup? You know? I just sort of knew that God would rather I leave this is her replying. I guess I just sort of knew that God would rather I lead a kosher life and become a Rabbi’s wife someday. Instead, I want to have an exciting life, marry a non Jew or to tell dirty jokes, smoke, drink and eat ham. The excitement seems to be in your realm where commercials for television get made. God’s realm has an no timeline whatsoever. I’ve been praying to her to get me a commercial for of my own for six years, but it just hasn’t happened. And I’m running out of time. I can’t see I can’t stand seeing my cousin Debbie rewarded constantly for being light skinned and thin while possessing less talent than me. I could not stand to. I could not stand the thing that being a fat, ugly dark girl with no ass doomed me to a lifetime of anonymity. When I can dance like I dancing, like I sing, and act as well as any of the actors I idolized. I unburden myself before him. I want justice for my talent. God seemed too busy to care about fairness in my world, or so it seemed at the time, people who did not pray for hours a day like I did, even people who didn’t worship at all didn’t seem to be suffering like me. Everyone else had a boyfriend too. As I sat alone in my room, reading, missing every party and all the excitement that lay behind the bright lights of Salt Lake City with its vast temptations and pleasures. I wanted to be out there in the thick of things where the money and fame was, so I made my desires known to Satan. He asked if I was of sound mind, I assured him that I was. As I started straight into the Platt eyeballs of damnation. He presented me with the agreement, I signed in my own hand in my own blood, and grasp the brass ring like it was a warm yeast doughnut. Thereafter, my life changed completely. Whereas before I spent most of my days trying to escape the unmerciful teasing and mistreatment by the Mormon children and the weirdos in my own family. By reading Torah all day, I now began spending all of my days escaping the same things by reading about the occult interpretations of the Torah. The difference is very subtle to the unschooled I, I began to write songs and skits, and trial for the talent assemblies at my school, as I knew that I must develop some kind of talent no matter how finite if I were to star in commercials and become famous and rich like the Osborne family had done. That’s Utah roll tea, by the way, the Osmonds. At first I had no more trust in Satan than I had in God. As I was turned down for the talent shows twice, but as they say, the third time’s the charm I was chosen to perform and the third talent show that auditioned for and of course, I peed my pants on stage at a fright, as I always did, once I got up there in front of my own social peers. Of course, I do not have to tell you that things worked out well for me very, very well as a matter of fact, so well that I soon sweat so well that I was soon swept away by millions of fans and millions of dollars and actually forgot about the contract with Satan until much, much later. Wow, all right. You heard her say she started reading the occult aspects. The occult occult interpretations of the tourists talk about Kabbalah. Kabbalah excuse me, that we’ve talked about on the show a million times. But right here, I mean, we could stop right there. But I got more to read. She literally says that she sold her soul after being triggered with jealousy, seeing her cousin Debbie making a big because her cousin Debbie was in a commercial. And her family and her others told her that she was too fat to make it to Hollywood. So she called the devil. And to go back to our first point, this is the problem with being mean to people, right? You got to love everyone, that’s what price was trying to say. Because you can’t push people into the arms of the devil, they will go that way. And I feel like in some way you own responsibility if you’re if you were calling Roseanne you know, making fun of her and stuff. And in fact, I’m gonna let you in on my personal life. I remember I was hanging out with these guys in I think was like seventh grade. And there was a really heavyset girl in our grade. And they were all being really mean to her. And I was trying to be cool with my friends. Right? And I didn’t check them on that course. You know, I was like 13 and, and I never forgot that right? And I reached out to her, we’re going back, pre red pill, Isaac this. I reached out to her one day on MySpace or Facebook. I reached out to her and apologized. And I don’t know how well that resonated on her end. She told me it was fine and was gracious about it or gracious. That’s the wrong word. was accepting of it. And like forgave me or whatever. Even though I wasn’t like the main protagonist, but I was hanging out with those guys when they were doing it. Right. And you know, I don’t know I just, you know, it makes me sad that people do do that kind of stuff, right? Like that, like the bullying that you do in your kid, but you’re a kid and you don’t know any better. But like this is this is why it’s important to not push other people away and to try to be considered how people want to want to want to be referred to and things like that, right. Anyway, that’s just a good example of where that goes right if you walk that out. Let’s go to chapter 11. Rant for a new century. The US gets into some conspiratorial stuff. That’s why I highlighted it. Sex is the worst drug of all. That’s my opinion. When I think of all the horrible things I’ve done, the people I’ve betrayed just to have sex, I became almost too nauseated to eat. I said, almost. It’s pretty funny.
I believe that the government and by government, I don’t mean the US government, but the satanic World Government is drugging us all on testosterone laced Starbucks coffee. So we can be led by Satan’s disciples through the use of computers, including the chips we have in our heads that are constantly recharged by cell phones, to continually have our lower chakras overstimulated. So we’ve become lazy and unaware of everything that is actually going on in the world, and only worry about things that don’t matter. Like sharing our German fasted sex fluids with other members of the human race. Yes, that government is afraid that someone like me, a menopausal woman whose vision is clouded with perverted, sickening thoughts might actually stumble across the truth. I’d love to share this truth with you. But I can tell you’re all just a bunch of horny apes and it won’t do me any good. You you’ll simply report me to the government and they’ll send someone after me with a hypodermic needle full of male hormones. Like the W H. O flu shot, show this in 2011 By the way, women will be forced to take the male hormones or be shut away in FEMA camps now. I like where she’s going with this. I want that testosterone a Starbucks coffee, though. Where’s that? I think she had a I think she had it wrong. 180 degrees? I think she means the because they put endocrine disruptors in the chemicals and it mimics estrogen in the body. And of course, man, men and women both have estrogen. But you but you can’t have too much on either side. Right. And I believe don’t quote me on this. But I think some food products like milk, maybe can raise your estrogen or soy soy can for sure. Right. So to say they’re messing with the hormones. I mean, that’s akin to Alex Jones is there they’re turning their frickin frogs gay, which is also something that’s happening. And this is this isn’t the US government. Hell, it’s not even the satanic world government. Well, maybe it is this Atlantic world government. It’s the corporations. It’s the corporations who get away with doing this stuff. They make these you know, there’s all this red tape about their proprietary chemicals they use that they don’t have to disclose what it is. And it starts changing the ecosphere. And it starts changing our our hormones. Why do you think there’s a million hormone replacement therapy clinics everywhere, because all the hormones are out of whack. From the food, the water the air? This goes into Charles Manson stuff, right? Charles Manson was talking about this back in the 60s. With is a eritrea’s waters and animals you got to take care of those things. But as you saw, that was all hippie stuff, and communist stuff. And that’s why the CIA was making sure to shut down the hippie movement, because that gets in the way of the corporate. The corporate dictatorship. Okay, moving on chapter 22 with The Great Escape. In a matter of weeks from that day, I had finally determined that the demons in me that kept me in this bad and painful relationship needed to be totally destroyed once and for all. I was so mad at them for all of their codependency issues. First of all, they couldn’t exist without parasitically living off of me. And I couldn’t exist without a man telling me that I deserve to be treated like a queen. I needed my ego stroked promiscuously, the way that only other people’s demons do. I decided that I would face my demons down and slay them all. A very tricky proposition for any normal woman, but especially for one who had at 12 years old sold her soul to the devil, for fame, fortune, ego and snacks. I recognize that I must first unleash my demons fully in order to destroy them, and that it must happen in Paris beginning at the Louvre. After having my thirst for wine and cream and edible slacked. slaked I’ve ventured forth and passed beneath the crystal pyramid. Now isn’t this curious what she’s talking about? She talked about the loo and that’s a pyramid at the at the I’m sorry. The loo is an art museum and add it there is a giant pyramid out front iconic pyramid. And it does have an as above so below aspect because there isn’t an inverted smaller one underground. If you read the Davinci Code by Dan Brown, I don’t know who hasn’t read that. Great book talks about this. And it’s also in the Edge of Tomorrow we’re starring Tom Cruise the world’s second greatest actor. It’s in the final scene, by the way, but anyway, apparently because I’m an uncultured jerk. You enter the pyramid to go into the loo, it’s the main entrance. You apparently go down underground, then ascend back up into the museum, which if you follow me, you know that that’s a cult symbolism that is a ritual, the death and rebirth ritual where all practitioners go underground to simulate death, then come up, reborn, re indoctrinated into the ways of the occult, wiping the slate clean. Another interesting theory I’m going to read you from wiki. The pyramid has a total of 673 panes of glass, as confirmed by the Lu 603, rhombi and 70 triangles, three sides of 171 panels, each 18 triangular ones on it and so on, you get a bunch of numbers right blah, blah blah. Some commenters report that the pies office count 689 panes of glass. However, a long standing rumor claims that the pyramid includes exactly 666 panes of glass, the number of the beast often associated with Satan. The story of the 666 pains originated in the 1980s when the official brochure published during construction cited this number twice. The number 666 was also mentioned in various newspapers. One writer on esoteric architecture asserted that the pyramid is dedicated to a power described as the beast in the book of Revelation. The entire structure is based on the number six. This myth resurfaced in 2003. With the protagonist of the Davinci Code saying this pyramid President Mitterrand’s explicit demand has been constructed of exactly 666 panes of glass. So interesting that Roseanne would go there to try to confront the devil fun fact that pyramid also has sides that sloped the same as the Pyramid of Giza. But yeah, there’s there’s also that inverted smaller pyramid. Dan Brown’s book says it’s the feminine feminine opposing polarity because the it’s the chalice just the receptacle and the the two pyramids there’s a there’s an inverted one and then there’s an upright one, and they meet at the apex is tip to tip if you will they meet they dock if you will. And and you know because in symbolism the the upright pyramid, it symbolizes the the male and the inverted symbolizes the female as the receptacle and if you get into a fallen this weird guy on Tiktok and he I just find a facet and he draws up I don’t know if I believe him, but he draws up all these theories about how men men and women and attraction. And he he talks about how women like that feminine energy of masculinity doing things to them. Men impacting their environment and creating stuff like wealth and, and you know being aggressive and having loud cars and things like that. And women want to be the receptacle the chalice to receive it’s very fascinating psychology stuff. Let’s stick with Roseanne Barr Okay. Inside she back to the blue here we go. Inside. It was all the beauty of the world I dreamed about since I was a girl. Art makes the terror of existence bearable, as some old genius once said. While in Paris I returned to the loo daily and also drank and drank and drank and smoked and smoked and smoked. And then I wrote row wrote, walking down dimly lit streets Reclaiming my anonymity, swearing yelling wasted from feeling hopeless despair, and existential angst, unwashed for days stinking sitting next to beggar women on the street. Reading Henry Miller’s under the roofs of Paris writing about madness barefoot. Know that no one knew who I was or wanted anything from me. I wasted 3 million dollars on castles, boats, hotels, planes, booze, drugs, tour guides, chauffeurs and sin. I was sending as big as I could unleashing the madwoman. You’ve got to sin to be saved, sings Miss Maria McKee. I fell in love with my big blonde finished bodyguard, Ben who had helped me with my ruse in my escape. And on our first night together, I asked him, if he would father number five, and he said, Yes, he accompanied me to the greatest museums on architectural marvels of Europe and the Mediterranean, from Paris to Florence. All these places
in Nice, inside the museum where the works of the greatest Jew of all Marc Chagall are hung, I saw the truth of the longing for God and an upside down world expressed by another one’s living and thinking soul on canvas and felt the transcendental shock of it, of psychically merging with the vision and brushstrokes of an avatar. It is the most healing thing that exists. Well, she apparently went through a whole ordeal going through the loo, okay, and she talks about the truth of longing for God and the upside down world. Now, what does that remind you of the upside down world is the theory of inversion, which is a Gnostic idea that the world we are in is hell. And, you know, in Utah here, I’d look out my window and I see beautiful mountains. That doesn’t feel like hell, if this is hell, this ain’t so bad. But that is a Gnostic idea that the simulation theory of our world Flat Earth Theory, all these ideas that, oh, it’s all big deception, and this is a deception put forth, by who by God, which then makes you say, Oh, well, the real God must be someone above this false god. And that’s a Gnostic belief. So where did that come from? Probably in her her occult leanings into Kabbalah. The devil, the demons, that she went there to try to purge and if you don’t believe me, listen to the next chapter here chapter 24 True Tales of 10, turning spheres. And right there on the title. It’s a reference to the capitalistic tree of life that has 10 separate or 10 spheres. It’s the conscious and unconscious aspects of God. When I read you from Dion fortunes, mystical Kabbalah, briefly because it’s dense, the Sephiroth may justly be considered macro cosmic, and the paths micro cosmic, for the Sephiroth connected as they sometimes are in old diagrams by a flash of lightning, which is often depicted as hilted, like a fiery sword represent the successive divine emanations, which constitute creative evolution. Whereas the paths represent the successive stages of the unfolding of cosmic realization in human consciousness. In old pictures, a serpent is often depicted as twined, about the bowels of the tree. This is the serpent neck, you Ston who hold up his tail in his mouth, the symbol of wisdom and initiation. And that’s just a preface for what we’re talking about her she talks about the True Tales of 10 Turning spheres, that’s what she’s talking about. And, and it’s she’s gonna prove it to you. So here we go. Listen, just listen to what she says. I’d become braver and braver in my spiritual journey of making amends. That’s what the whole book is like this repentance for the shame she feels we’re selling our soul to the devil. I had been exercising my personal demons, nullifying all unholy deals and integrating all of my divided parts. I had moved out and that could be the reference to the altars of her various personalities, or her shadow, right as Carl Jung talked about. I had moved out of the common frame of mind that people call forgiveness and instead moved into a frame of mind more about repentance. I called my teacher Rob Berg and said I want to make a confession. Now Rob Berg, whose real name is Philip Berg, is is a what do you call like a Kabbalah priest? And it’s weird because she only references Kabbalah one other time in the book in an earlier chapter, she talks about being Kabbalah crazy. But Rob berg is the guy who started the Kabbalah Center in Los Angeles, where they do Kabbalah courses and tons of celebrities are involved with this thing like my beloved Madonna. She apparently used to give concerts there, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis. We did three episodes on the 70 show and all their strangeness a few months ago. Ariana Grande days she’s, she’s there in the red string club, Britney Spears. She’s worn the red string bracelet and been at the Kabbalah Center, Naomi Campbell from Epstein Island. as well, and of course our boy Tucker Carlson, we where’s the red string? I don’t know if he’s in the Kabbalah or not, I don’t give him enough attention to know. All right back to the story. I must confess Rob, I said, I feel bad about a deal I signed with Satan when I was 12 years old. I’ve laughed it off for a long time chalking up to being young and unhappy. And yes, I know, the whole concept is archaic and stone age. But the more negativity I get rid of since I’ve started to meditate, and since Buck was born, the more I want to keep ridding myself of all of it. Let me ask you, Shana, Rick, I guess that’s her real name or her Jewish name. Were you smart enough to make the deal with Satan on Shabbat? He Said, She Said, smart Rob. I’m so ashamed that I desecrated my own deeply held belief system by defiling the Sabbath. He absorbed we he absolve us saying, we have all made the same deal in one way or another Rukhsana the RAV didn’t always remember my English name, he mostly called me by my Hebrew name Rifka like my family did when I was a kid, quote, so Rifka to answer your question about making a deal with Satan, here’s what The Book says. The Zohar tells us that on Shabbat, no evil inclination of any kind can exist. It’s the day of peace because there’s no duality on that day only unity in the soul. So there is no deal Shabbat is Satan’s day off, you pick the perfect day with the perfect loophole, and all of the torment you felt about it is just unnecessary. So we’re getting ready to wrap it up here, folks. Well, not too close. I got a bunch more to read. But we’re getting near the end of her book. It seems like a convenient explanation. It makes me wonder, is this what Hollywood folks believe? Is this their practice? This is what they do. They make the deal with the devil you’ve heard of they say it a million times. But they do it on Shabbat. Which is that like Saturday for a Jewish person? I don’t really know. They do it on that day because I Well, technicality we got you on the terms and conditions there Satan seems like a risky endeavor to me. Right. We’re getting there, folks. We’re close. We’re going to read from a page called the end. And then we got more I got a lot more. This is for Team long, gone long, Dong. On the Patreon I made you vote what kind of shows you one. This one’s on. This is a team long Dong episode. All right. Watching comedians on that little screen I realized where my path led. But before there could be deals with agents and publicists and attorneys, there had to be a deal with someone even more evil and devious than they know, not me, not quite, but the devil himself. Or at least the one who worked in the branch of my bedroom in Salt Lake City, and of course, in the private, inner world of this kosher Mormon, fat, dark girl with no ass, and a brain that would not stop asking questions of the God in heaven or of the garden. Hell. Yep, the day came years and years later, and not so long ago when i summon old loose for himself. And much to my surprise, he showed up and granted me an audience. This time, it was not a little girl with A Head Full of Dreams who wanted some of his time and the benefit of his connections. Nope, it was a battle tested veteran of the ego wars. I was more of a match for Bill’s above After navigating all the ups and downs that came with a big time showbiz career of fame and fortune, and running the gauntlet from being hailed as the next big thing and one end of the tunnel of love and hate to being dumped at the other end untold in so many words. You’re played out, bitch. So how does one undo a satanic contract you ask? Listen to us. Well, you must first mix the herbs hair, blood and rum together and just the right combination. And then into the mirror, you must gays jumping through all of Hell’s hoops to anthropomorphic ly Condor Lucifer in order to get FaceTime with him. Now sounds a lot like witchcraft, and to gaze into the mirror that’s what John D and Edward Kelly were doing when they sell in the Nokian spirits back in the Middle Ages. He’s not easy to reach, what with him being guarded by the millions of souls who wants to work in PR and are now his minions and hell and having a schedule that keeps him very, very busy here in Hollywood as you might imagine. However, Satan accepts my invitation to launch perhaps because I made it known from the start that I would of course pick up the check, and simply because he loves Spargo as much as i At last, the pre appointed day arrived, I began to dress for what was perhaps the most important meaning of my subconscious life. I thought about wearing all black but it seems so A boring to me. I wanted to establish a power look right from the beginning so I’ve chosen all red outfit. I’m gonna kind of skip through some of the stuff. I arrived first and sat down in order to cocktail. I wanted to remain clear headed, given the task I had at hand, so I drank only two Belvedere martinis.
His people had wives out there waiting, his people had told my people to tell me that he would find me. It seemed to me that every man in a suit who walked into the restaurant could have possibly been him. But then none of them looked my way. Finally just gave up anticipating it all. At first, I had no doubt that he would show up. But as the most clicked away, I was no longer sure. Perhaps this was a game, blah, blah, blah. I began to doubt my powers of persuasion. I thought maybe my bullshit didn’t work on the Trickster extraordinaire. My face is beginning to feel hot, and I wished I had worn black instead. I picked up my phone to see if I get a last minute replacement guests just so I wouldn’t be sitting there alone and read sticking out like a sore thumb. As if the situation could have gotten any worse. My ex husband Tom Arnold walked in. I was so horrified and shocked that I wasn’t able to pull my eyes away from him in time to avoid his eyes catching mine. He approached my table. His first words to me were you look thinner than I thought. I thought I would start out with a joke. Zing. He laughed, shooting me with an imaginary gun. I was so uncomfortable that I prayed Satan would come to the table right away. Tom stared down at me waiting for me to say something. Hello, I said we’re grudgingly Do you. Do you mind if I sit down? He asked. I wanted to say no, but said sure. I sold my soul again in order not to be sitting there alone. Calmly I said please have a seat. Tom sat down. Didn’t say anything for a bit. He just sat there quietly. You really aren’t doing coke anymore? I asked. He paused and sat back. Roseanne it’s me cut the crap. What did you want to talk to me about? I didn’t want to talk to you at all. In fact, I am waiting for something very special and I would actually like you to leave Tom glare deeply on me. No, he said it’s me Satan. My stomach tied up in knots here was face to face with a master of lies. I thought for a second and said, I guess I expected you being the devil not to be so on the head with your incarnation. More disguised. I thought there would be more nuance that goes on and on. Finally, I screwed up. I screwed up the courage to spill the beans. Say inheritors guy. I went out of the contract. You didn’t hold up your end of our bargain. I may have been a little girl the time but now at 58 and almost beginning to approach middle age. I must say that I remember the major deal points quite clearly. That doesn’t take a genius he said snidely. It was a mostly standard boilerplate, fame and fortune and exchange for your soul and what’s left of it after it’s been jammed through the fame and fortune meat grinder contract. We call it form 667 There are no loopholes. Although I must admit your denim with the stay fat and still be able to pull men under your spell cause was pure genius. Most of my female clients opt for the stay thin even with the occasional binge eating episode minus the up chucking amendment. Hey, I interrupted him form 667 What does form 666 cover? That’s the most famous one right? You don’t want to know he said with a dismissive dismissive flick of his hand as if brushing off something distasteful let’s just say involves men of the cloth and leave it at that we’ve gone through stacks of those as it is as it is said where’s the last place you look for the devil answer in church okay then they talk about wants to forget gold kid invest in war, homophobia, porn, payday loan shops in poor neighborhoods. That BS war on drugs and drugs, the legal kind, of course the ones they push on TV, and anything having to do with insurance. It’ll stay bad. I mean, good for me, of course for a while, because even suggesting that something may actually be unjust and need fixing is remember this now negative thinking? Remember that one? It’s huge. Take this Devil’s word for it. Teach people that it’s not the stuff put into the food and the air in the water that gives people cancer or autism. It’s their own negative thinking. Holy Hell, I really knew what I was doing. When I cook that one up. You know, you know that book The Secret. It was my idea to call it that instead of blame the victim. Nice, huh? The dopes love it? So he’s talking about New Age thinking right? The idea that you are the one responsible For your misery, not this system of, you know, as he goes through is all these other horrible things going on. This is a long chapter, right? I’m gonna keep going here. Oh, there’s a line here. It was just kind of funny. I’m gonna read you, baby. Let me tell you in the entertainment capital of the world, like you said the breasts may be fake, but the hassles are real. That’s pretty fun. And the devil says that to Roseanne while he’s on a diatribe about how if this is Moffat celebrities don’t ever actually thank him, you know, because they thank God. Alright, we’re almost done. Hang in there, folks. He searched the mirror of my gaze. I said, I’m giving you the evil eye. He was getting pretty scared. Now. You’re using the law against law? Stop it. Not the evil I have an old Jewish woman. No, he began freaking out. Oh, yes. And I am feeling empathy for you too. I said, knowing that he could not exist in the presence of it. I am out of here, he said horrified and then felt a dust and blew away. She believed she could defeat satan. She gave him the evil eye and got rid of them. And that we know this is impossible, right? We as mere humans cannot defeat Satan without Christ. All right, one more passage, and then we’re done. We’re wrapping up. This is from chapter 28. So anyways, that’s how the book ends is her say, Well, I gave him the line, he’s gone. And this cabbalistic rabbi said, Hey, I did it on the Sabbath. That doesn’t count. I think it’s her way of trying to feel like she’s out of this. Alright. But as you can see, in all the interviews from the last few years, she’s apparently still feeling shameful about it. So let’s go to chapter 28. It’s like the final final chapter. The real big superduper perverse reverse secret is what it’s called. Interesting title. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Just talks about society is watched in amazement as the complete restorative power of angers being demonized in America. By those would be mind controllers who are employed in religious organizations, pharmaceutical industries, the Psychiatric Association, government, and the advertising industry and all the media it spawns. To me this is the conspiracy to end all conspiracies, a crying shame of epic proportions, only the evil one could have thought of this. And I like this kind of like her line of thinking there. It’s, you know, calling out the pharmaceutical industries in the mind controllers of society because that’s what social norms are. It’s about mind controlling us, setting up a construct and having the, you know, David Icke talked about this about how you have the, you know, what was how was the analogy he used in one of his presentations about how you’ve got wolves and you got sheep, and you can’t have enough sheep? No, that’s not right. It’s about how you can’t have enough police to police everybody. So you got to have the people do the policing to that’s what that’s kind of the analogy. All right, final bit, and we’re done. He isn’t all that impressed by the everyday evil they do by the everyday evil doings of the everyday evil soul. He knows he will always have them under his Craven hoof. But for the evil one, the critical thinker is like white meat at Thanksgiving. One of those is worth 10,000 of the useful idiots who hang around in Las Vegas and a gun conventions unfold unfortunately here in Hell, where everything is a mirrored reflection a perverse reverse. And there’s that inverted Gnostic reality thing right remember? And I like Las Vegas I think Las Vegas is fun. A perverse reverse where perception is reality. In order for us to finally turn this torment doubt fear and false hope. This damn nation around we must one admit that we all we are all in fact living in hell. When we demonically ignore the suffering of the helpless who are at the bottom. Okay, well, that’s not really the Gnostic thing. There seems like she’s saying we got to take care of the people at the bottom. I’m alright with that. And to acknowledge that we have created and sustain the power of evil by not getting angry enough at it, or by not hating it enough. The ones who are happy and satisfied here in hell are the ones who keep everything awful in place. Silence is indeed eternal, suspended ego, the ego run amok. Keep getting pissed off. Even though all those around you may be drugged on antidepressants and drunk on the false power of positive thinking. If you get pissed off enough, you will get off your ass and change things. You will find your depression begins to lift and you’re craving for justice and what is right restoring every cell of your being. That is what the one good God wants us all to she is our combined just and righteous anger and nothing less than the restorative power of critical truth. God is the will of the people united on behalf of good. Next time a Satanist asked you why you are so angry answered thusly because God, the author of all critical thought requires me to be so you effing moron.
Alright, so it seems like she is very, in conclusion, she seems like she’s very much centered around the spiritual battle. She references Gnostic ideas of us living in hell. But I think that could be a reflection of her internal state. She feels shame for this selling of the soul ordeal she made right. And it’d be fair to Roseanne, she is very sarcastic. But I don’t think that’s what we’re talking about here. These, these people make little confessions. And, you know, she apparently knows she did something bad. She, she references it many times in the book, her selling her soul when she was 12. She’s still talking about it on The Tonight Show. She talks about the whole deal she made as a child she talks about to her cabbalistic Rabbi about it. And then she wraps up the entire book with chapter 27. Interesting chapter number by the way. And that’s the chapter the end. And then talks about once again, because technically, there’s a chapter 28. That’s a page long, but it keeps on the same theme. And then there’s also a chapter called Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin is American prayer. Whatever the point is, she oftentimes references how we’re living in hell. And that’s a very Gnostic thought that I’m guessing dropped out of her capitalistic beliefs. Yeah, you know, I’m concerned for her soul. I hope she doesn’t think she defeated Satan, then she’s passed it or defeated Lucifer with the evil eye and she’s done now. And, and I don’t know if someone does this. Can they even get it back in the ask Chris? I mean, God, God can do all right, I guess I don’t know. But yeah, I wanted to read, read straight from her book to you because she’s been talking about this a lot. And I’d be curious to hear someone have a real conversation with her about it. Because she goes on these shows and they don’t apparently read this book. And like on The Tonight Show, she says she sold her soul the devil and they just kind of laugh. And it’s really strange to me. No one’s read the book. I mean, maybe it’s you got her on my show. She could tell us all about it. I don’t know. I don’t know. If I could get her on my show. That’s hilarious. All right. Well, that’s it. Interesting times we live in. It’s interesting that Tucker and Roseanne linked up and they were talking about the Neff Aleem controlling society. I do think that all these people, they observe or they know about the spiritual battle, and then they they either do vague stuff to imply that they’re on the good side, and they’re gonna reveal some bigger truth. Or they’re using it to gain. I don’t know, listeners, fame, money. I don’t know what the endgame is here. It’s very strange to me. It’s like when with Elon Musk, right? I’m picking on all these new red pill people. Elon Musk. He in what was it early 22, or 23. He was after he took over Twitter. He was like, Oh, I’m gonna release the Fauci files of what’s been going on and the real truth to the people and he teased it for weeks. And then nothing he never released it. So oh, man, like, like, I want to believe I’m Fox motor I want to believe give me some give me some stuff. They’re teasing us with this red pill, Red Pill people that are on the inside. These people know the deal, and they’re not giving us nothing. They’re just teasing it like, well, I’m about to give it to you. I’ve seen it all and then they never do. Alright. Okay, that was a good one. All right, everyone. Thanks for listening to the show. If you liked the show, you can support the show. You know where to go, you know what to do, you can go to patreon.com/illuminati watcher, that’s the most popular option. And all the way also, if you’re on Patreon, you don’t have to listen with the Patreon app. There’s a slew of podcasting apps that you can listen to it on. Someone was talking to me about this the other day. You don’t need to use the Patreon app a lot. Some people have problems with it. Apparently I don’t use it either. I use the apple podcast app. But there’s a ton of podcast apps you can use with Patreon. So there’s that you’ve got the Illuminati watchdog. Com VIP section, which is very similar. And then you’ve got that Apple premium, which is the easiest you just mash the button and you’re in. It’s a little more expensive because Apple charges a little more. So there you go. Three options. All are in the show notes. Have a Merry Christmas Have a Happy New Year. Stay Woke
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