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I first met shark by fishing on a dog. As a child, he’d been swept to sea by a storm. He was saved by the sharks, who raised Him as their own Kiku gills and fins. His teeth became shark, and we became friends. One night, I was visited by glowing girl. The skin of molten lava. She told me she had come to take shark going back to her home planet zoo, because something terrible was happening. That was the last time I saw it. And that’s what I did this summer. We’re supposed to tell true stories. That is a true story.
Isaac Weishaupt 00:51
People think Max’s story’s true,
not true. made up.
Everyone always knew that max had a wild imagination.
There’s no such thing as sharkboy. And
what they didn’t know is that his greatest creations
I’m looking for max, we need you to see planet to grow. Come with us
now to heroes will show an ordinary boy. He has the power to become extraordinary.
Isaac Weishaupt 01:38
Today, we’re going to do a film analysis sharkboy lava girl. You know the deal. It’s called The Adventures of sharkboy and lavagirl in 3d. What a lengthy title that is. Now you’re probably thinking, Isaac, why are you doing this? Why are you talking about a kids movie that’s 15 years old? And the answer is? I don’t know. I don’t know. Well, let me tell you about what’s going to be in this movie analysis. Because here’s why I’m doing this for you. There’s all these themes of occult symbolism to be found in this movie. We got the magical manifestations of reality. From the Kabbalah, the rich world magic, we got blood skis, theories of real energy and Tibetan philosophies from Crawley and blocky and all that stuff. And of course, the Alien Agenda, the Alien Agenda plays a role. Now, why are we doing this show? Well, you see, I’ve got this thing called Patreon, and on Patreon people talk to me. And I read, and I listen. And I get many, many, many requests for many films and shows and watch this and watch that read this read that. And I appreciate all of them. But I don’t have time to get to all of them. That’s the sad, cruel nature of my reality. So generally, it comes down to some subjective formula of how much time I’ve got on my hands, how interested in the subject I am. And the potential, the potential findings of whatever this is, right. So this guy on Patreon, he, he hit me up, he said, Dude, I just watched this movie with my kids. And I appreciate that. He actually said, says, I know you’re not in the kids movie, kids movies, but you should really, really watch this. Okay. All right. All right. he asserted there was so much called symbolism in the damn thing. And I thought, and I get this all the time, and I Okay, all right, fine. I’ll put it on the list and I’ll watch it someday. And and then he he broke down a couple of the symbols, which helps anytime you want me to do some analysis, send me what you want. Why? Right, like everyone. Oh, you got to watch this. Go watch this movie. And like, that’s all I get. Like, it helps if you tell me why. Okay, so that gives you more bonus points in my subjective formula. So he went through a list of ideas and I thought, okay, I’m interested, I’m intrigued. Then he said, he’ll, he says, He says, if I’m wrong, and I waste your time, or you regret watching, I will literally donate 100 bucks and become a tier three supporter. Wow. Okay. Don’t threaten me with a good time, buddy. So yeah, and of course, I wouldn’t do that to my people. I don’t, I wouldn’t. I wouldn’t hold you to that agreement. I appreciate the offer. I would never hold you to that even if this was a real dud. Which it wasn’t. So shout out Andrew, this was a good one. And don’t take offense. If I don’t watch your movies or your shows, especially kids stuff. If I don’t do this, this is not typical. Okay? But he, you know, it was just pathetic enough that I thought okay, I’ll I’ll throw him a bone. So, so I was there for like five it was on Netflix. Right. So I watched it for a few minutes and luckily enough. Well, I sat through the whole thing and here we go. We’re gonna talk about all this. So as always, I will start it out with what I recommend this film. Absolutely not. No, of course not stupid. It’s a kid’s movie. I hate kids movies. I don’t have kids. I don’t have an imagination. I’m a bitter old man. No, don’t watch it stupid. It’s 90 minutes, though. So I appreciate that. Shout out Andrew. He knows he knew what was up. But, you know, what’s better than 90 minutes? How about 60 minutes? Because thank goodness. And this is part of the reason I did watch it. Netflix had a one and a half speed option. I didn’t realize that before. I never No. Never saw it before. I watched it on a Firefox browser. And I thought one and a half speed. Yes, please. Yeah, I don’t think it’s a good movie at all. It’s terrible. But you know, it’s for kids. Not for me. Just like Beyonce. It ain’t for me. So like, Who cares what I think it wasn’t designed for me. But what was curious and again, another reason cuz I you know, I do a little bit of recon when people send me this kind of stuff, a little bit of recon, the there’s going to be a reboot sequel type film dropping on December 25 on Netflix. So I thought, okay, that’s kind of relevant to let’s, let’s watch this movie. And a fun fact what another reason that I was intrigued to watch this movie was that Andrew told me that Danny Trejo, the actor who plays in a film called machete, which I haven’t seen is a character that’s a spin off from the Spy Kids movies, which was directed also by Robert Rodriguez who directed this sharkboy lava girl film.
Isaac Weishaupt 07:14
machette days obviously, it’s like it’s kind of more of a graphic sort of, what do you call it? Like a Grindhouse horror movie? Like Quentin Tarantino, Han. Rodriguez also had the Spy Kids movies, which I guess are in the same universe as sharkboy lava girl, I don’t know I’m not watching those. But I thought that was intriguing. That is weird, because the spot the kids is like is their uncle his machete. That’s his name, and is played by Danny treehouse. So it’s legitimately the same character that’s in these graphic movies about chopping people up for the cartoon or for the on the Mexican border there or whatever I haven’t seen. I haven’t seen machete either. So now let’s get into the movie. And I’ll post these images on Instagram at Isaac Weishaupt like unsubscribe link in the show notes. As always. It starts off with a quote that’s very telling, like I said, this movie is all about, you know if you were to distill this down, and it seems fairly innocuous that it’s about man the power of thought about creating your own reality so lava girl says the quote is everything that is or was began with a dream so far, you know, that doesn’t mean it’s a call illuminate confirm yet. But let’s get into the movie. So we find out the history of shark boy. It’s this kid whose dad was a marine biologist. A storm hits bone the separated you always got to separate the kid from the parents and these these stories got to kill the parents. Like like I talked about in the Star Wars conspiracy book. It’s an all the Star Wars stories, some traumatizing parental figure incidents. And you hear this story about how well this kid sharp boy, he was the killed dad. And now he’s being raised by sharks which should ring a bell because we talked about this and the origins of Rome, in my raised by wolves, three part analysis.
But one day, an incredible mysterious storm. It swept away the entire laboratory. Thanks to the life laughs triple and his father survived. But they survived on different sides of the wreckage, each floating off in a different direction. sharkboy was completely alone almost completely But one of the sharks recognized
Hey, shark boy, don’t take a bite out of him boys.
He’s a friend
came home. Right be safe enjoy his new family where shocks
Isaac Weishaupt 10:25
Fun fact By the way, in case you didn’t know which I didn’t either, sharp boy in this movie is a young child version of old boy from Twilight. Not Robert Pattinson, not the vampire, not the glittery vampire but the werewolf guy. Taylor Lautner, something like that. Anyway, that’s sharkboy. And he is not reprising his role in this December 25. Sequel movie, much to the dismay of its fans, because I don’t know, maybe he was embarrassed. He should be the signer. So, okay, so zoom out, we got the origin story down, Pat. Boom. Now we’re introduced to the main protagonist of the story, Max. Boy, he’s I don’t know 1213. And he is in a classroom, reading from a journal of sorts, what he did this summer to the class. And he’s telling the other kids in this classroom about how he met sharkboy and lavagirl. And they’re like, oh, why is he talking about he’s making all this up? And he flips through this journal. It’s a dream journal. We find out later and again, I’ll put this image on the Instagram you have to see this one. If you pause it like I did you see indications that this dream journal he is actually referring to Tibet. It has ice mountains and yetis. And I confirm this later, when I saw it at the beginning, I thought, Boy, I wonder if that’s Tibet, because Tibet plays a big role in the occult. That yet Yeti is a Tibetan word, right? That’s where the idea comes from, of this abominable snowman. Also, if you read from his little dream journal, screenshot the boy, he gets initiated by llama girl and he finds this magical groom wire book of sorts under his bed. It basically says something about how concentrating thought is important, which is you know, ritual magic, ceremonial magic. But the Tibet, the Tibet storyline is a big deal. Because you have to understand the importance of Tibet in terms of the occult doctrines here. You got people like Elena plawecki, who’s obviously the founder of Theosophy, which influenced Frank l bomb the Wizard of Oz. So on, you got Alistair Crowley, you know who he is. You got the Nazis, you know who they were. They all went to Tibet, they were seeking the wisdom. They were looking for Shambala where the the secret Golden Age Ascended Masters live and ascend the higher planes of reality and all this stuff. If you read my first alien book, aliens UFOs near call us illusion, one. You read about the tulpas in Tibet, these were mental manifestations that turned into entities. And we’ll cover that later we’ll go back to that. Let’s keep it moving. So Max, he’s telling these fantasy stories about these make believe people. And the teacher George Lopez play by George Lopez. His name is Mr. Electricity dive. Okay, a Spanish us Mia Mian blow on poco espanol. And is Mr. Electricity dove. And he represents the establishment. He’s like the guys like max. Don’t make stuff up why you dream and don’t dream. And, and then and we’ll we’ll come back to him in a minute. I’m going to keep this going with the flow of the film, so you don’t have to watch it like I did. Now, you’ll also see again, I’ll put this image on the Instagram max. You’ll see him wearing a shirt that has Jupiter and Saturn just like the conjunction that occurred December 21 2020. We did a whole show in the conjunction. Now Max’s parents they’re also they also think he’s fake news. Megan up sharkboy and lavagirl. Because you know what mom and dad they’re part of the establishment like Mr. Electricity does. They gave up on their dreams of their marriage that’s crumbling apart. They’re they’re slaves to their work. They represent the men stream the masses. Meanwhile, Max is over here projecting thoughts and wishes into the world. Like, for instance, he’s like, I don’t want to go to school because everyone’s bullying him now, because he’s making stuff up about fake friends. And he’s, I wish I wish anything could happen. I don’t want to go back to school. He’s projecting storms, the ideas of storms and all this stuff. Well, he goes back to school the next day. And Mr. Lecture say dad says, he’s not a teacher. He’s an Awakener, which is a very curious statement, right. And, and this plays a role because and I’ll put this photo on Instagram too, but you’ll see the lightning bolt on his tie. This is important. The electricity, the name is electricity, right? Obviously, he’s got the lightning bolt. He says he’s an Awakener. So you got like Luciferian, Promethean sort of elements here. But if you look at the Tibetan side of the house, Helena blavatsky, she actually wrote a fair amount about electricity. Because this was a relatively new phenomenon. And her days, we’re talking about like late 1800s, of Victorian era stuff. She said that electricity was a manifestation of the elementals. And she argued that it wasn’t just some invisible force, like the scientist of that day believed. But instead, it was comprised of matter. And it turns out she was right, because later they discovered the electron. Because previous to the electron, they just thought it was some kind of non atomic force. And blocky, of course, she is part of the she very, very openly, a Luciferian. Looking at the enlightenment of man, through Lucifer, like Mr. Electricity dial says he’s an Awakener. He’s not a teacher, he’s an Awakener. Gotta open up that third eye, bus, that pineal gland open. Now, the next thing, you know, the storm comes. So max actually created this storm to the power of thought. And sharkboy and lavagirl show up to go grab Mack from this classroom, and everyone sees and they’re like, Oh, damn, maybe he’s maybe not making this up. And this is, of course, Joseph Campbell’s hero’s journey. Again, refer to the Star Wars conspiracy. But this is the call to adventure. Here’s the call to adventure and he now has to go to Planet drool. And they proceeded to tell him that he created them through his thoughts. And he created this planet droll. And he also creates the spaceships in his own mind, the one they use to get over to the planet. And it’s pretty crazy, right? What they’re saying they’re saying he created reality, which is basically the idea I’m trying to present in my book user illusion, one about the aliens. I’m saying there’s an element of that to be revealed in the Alien Agenda. And then you hear an interesting quote, they’re talking about something along the lines of like, how everything that ever existed came from a dream and
recognize your dream role next. feel like I should but I just don’t it’s affecting him too. I thought he would just remember remember what your dreams this planet
I have powers or that any of us Don’t you know that? Everything that is or was began with the dream and you dumped us smacks us in this whole place.
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So they’re saying look, You created us the powers of your thought creative reality. Let’s go over to Planet drill. Because it turns out some of your thoughts are actually bad and there’s an evil force taking over this planet. So when when he dreams it takes power away from Mr. Electric this is this is sorry this is on planet drool now and there’s weird parallels here you got Mr. Electricity dad who’s in the real world as the teacher but then you got Mr. Electric on planet drool, who’s like this transhuman sort of thing. So if the kids are dreaming, it takes the power away from Mr. Electric so he keeps them all awake. And he’s supposed to To bring light to the planet, but only All he does is bring darkness then we find out that and as the story goes on, you hear more about the origins of sharkboy and lavagirl. And they came from Mount neveress, which obviously is a play on Mount Everest, which again, Mount Everest is in fact in Tibet. So again, this is for sure got some Tibetan influence on this story. So the kids they’re trying to like you know, beat Mr. Electric on planet roll, the kids who get all get sent to the dream graveyard where dreams go to die. And they’re told look, you need to go to the happy dream place the land of milk and cookies. So they’re on their way over there. And again, you hear more talk about how some dreams are so powerful, they’ve that they become reality, and the dream of yours will become a nightmare. And you don’t want those becoming a reality. But if you go to the land of milk and cookies horse,
that’s where the good dreams are. Where the answers are. Perfect max.
planted muffin cookies is a safe, sweet place, you’ll be able to drink easily. Can you take us?
You can move your eyes in your mouth.
Why didn’t you work back honors Toby.
Some dreams are so powerful. They become real, like sharkboy and lavagirl.
Isaac Weishaupt 21:40
So the kids are on their little journey. And they they’re like okay, now we need to retrieve this crystal heart from the ice castle. But the bully who’s actually the same bully from the school. He’s on planet drool, also. And he has hijacked this dream book, The Grim wire book or whatever. But they get away. And what’s curious here is that if you if you look at bill of ASCII Theosophy and Tibet and all that stuff, what’s curious is that there is alleged to have been a parallel belief system to Theosophy circulating in Tibet hundreds of years prior to bill of ASCII. And you got to understand there’s there’s been people living in Tibet for over 20,000 years, let that sink in 20,000 years. Now, this, this parallel Theosophy, religion, it was an oral tradition, right, they pass it down orally. This is again, the translation of Kabbalah is oral tradition. But they passed it down to a guy named old Papa who wrote it all down in the 1200s, in a book called The mountain Dharma, in these teachings, which again, are, like I said, supposed to be parallel to bloodbaths keys, The Secret Doctrine, these teachings are referred to as the heart doctrine, say, Hey, you got these kids going to the Tibetan ice castle, to get the crystal heart in the store in this movie. But the secret oral tradition, the secret mystery, religion, or whatever of Tibet, is the heart doctrine that Elena Pavelski wrote The Secret Doctrine about. So lava girl sharkboy, they want to know the origins, where do they come from? So they they retrieve Max’s dream book, the grimoire book. And because remember, Max drempt them into reality. So they’re like, well, what did your dream say? Where did we come from? And lava go grabs a book, and she burns it up immediately. Duh. She’s made a lot, right. And now she’s mad at max. You know, now she’s mad at him for inventing them into reality. It’s his fault now. So they keep going. They finally make it to the ice princess. And they try to get the crystal heart because the crystal heart is going to stop time. She gives it to them. And they go over to the dream layer to fight Mr. Electric, Max, and we’re almost done with the movie already. Can you believe that? Well, I told you it was a dumb kids movie. Okay. Max, he has. He has these positive dreams now. And he becomes the daydreamer. That’s his superhero alter ego, and he fights Mr. Electric defeats him. Then he’s like, he goes to the bully because he’s like, let’s get some over here too. And he fights the bully. But he doesn’t kill him. He teaches them not to destroy other people’s dreams. And next thing you know, Max wakes up and he’s back in school right now. He’s back at school, and the tornado that he dreamt up is, is manifesting and causing chaos in the school. And it goes mom and dad. His mom and dad finally show up to help play by David Arquette and oh, what’s her name? She was in Sex in the City. That doesn’t matter. Mom and Dad, they’re very minor roles in this movie they show up to help out. And remember they were they were fighting, right? They were on the verge of divorce. And they’re like, Oh, no, now we got to save the kid. Let’s go to school. You know when tornado everywhere. And dad’s holding on to mom’s hand because she’s getting sucked into the tornado but he’s holding on to her. And he lets her go. She gets sucked up into the tornado. And then Mr. Mr. Electricity dive he’s on there. He’s in the classroom. He’s like, talking to the kids trying to help them out. And then Mr. Electric Mr. Electric from planet drills shows up in the real world. And Mr. Electricity down, solicits ideas from the kids on how to beat him. And he does. And then he’s like, oh, Max, you know, you’re the one that did this. You saved me you you awaken to me. Now Max is the Bestower of he’s got the boom right? This is the bones from the hero’s journey and Joseph Campbell come back with the bones the secret knowledge. So max went into the Tibetan realm got the secret knowledge and came back and now he’s awakening the masses. He’s awakening Mr. Electric uddhav. Matt and I don’t know where he comes mom and dad. My mom found her way out of the tornado knacks, reunites with the mom and dad boom, the nuclear families back in tact. And he gives a nice little speech about reality, becoming a dream. But there’s a very curious statement. That lava girl describing lava girl as the light present in all things.
The following story is true. It might have started as a dream. But as we saw yesterday, we make our dreams a reality. Reality becomes a dream. Shark boy this his dream is king of the ocean, where he cares for all its creatures. He searches for his father’s submarine where there is no light. Except in one place. Where light shines almost as bright as it were love girl lives her dream. as Queen of Earth volcanoes that boil at the bottom of the force of life for all living things. SharePoint love of God, don’t visit me anymore. I can visit them in my dreams.
Isaac Weishaupt 27:59
Now in conclusion, we’re already wrapping it up. The film is aluminum confirm. It has all the elements. It’s got David Arquette and Luciferian lightning and manifesting reality from the thoughts. And then at the end, you heard lava girl is the light that’s present in all things. Well, you know what that is? That’s the real. That’s the CI that’s the force. A lot of parallels with Star Wars air. As the force energy bill of ASCII said was present in all things, the light. Right? The light, the Luciferian light of ASCII uses a lot of those kinds of terms. And if you read and here’s where here’s where it gets interesting, right? If you read my book, aliens UFOs Nia called, Use Your Illusion one. You surely read about the tulpa because this was of course in Tibet, I’m going to read you from my book here. Look out nice and I’m gonna force you to buy the book. What a guy want a guy? I’m gonna read you from the books. You don’t have to go get it. If you want to. I’d love that. Drop your review. I’ll read them. I’ve been reading them all great reviews. Bla bla bla bla bla. Okay, here we go. In a chapter called manifesting aliens magic. A researcher named Alexandra David Neill visited the city of Lhasa, Tibet in 1924, after being inspired by Helena blavatsky to inquire about Eastern religions. What followed was an account of supernatural powers, the CDs, such as levitation and telepathy, something that Tibetans viewed as a science that could be taught. More interesting was her experience with Tibet and topless, consciously manifested entities. Quote, as I’ve said, some apparitions are created on purpose either by a lengthy process resembling that described in the former chapter on the visualization of the DOM, or in the case of proficient at UPS instantaneously or almost instantaneously in In other cases, apparently the author of the phenomenon generates it unconsciously, and is not even in the least aware of the apparition being seen by others. Then I go on further talking about how tulpas are magically formed through concentrations of thought. And this woman witnessed it in Tibet and warned that the tacos have the capability to come into our world and wreak havoc. Well, what did you see in the movie? That’s exactly what happened. Old Max is creating the tacos. He’s manifesting these things into our reality, which is when I argue is happening with the Alien Agenda in the book, that’s what the whole book is about is on some levels. We might be called manifestation mediums for these aliens. Finally, that that sequel to this movie called we can be heroes. Nice play on David Bowie, by the way. That sequel drops on December 25. On Christmas of all days, the birth of Christ, they’re gonna drop this blasphemous film. Blast on us. It’s a sequel to sharkboy and lavagirl. And you know what it’s about? Guess what it’s about. It’s about an alien invasion. Yeah, that’s right. Like I’m been I’ve been telling you the Alien Agenda is next on the on the docket. And boy, boy, am I right. I think I’m right. I’ll let you decide though. Choose your own reality as I always say. There you go. That’s the that’s the whole film analysis. Shout out Andrew on Patreon. I give you a hard time. Just kidding. This was actually very relevant, I thought was a good good choice here. Thanks for listening. Thanks for joining me on this journey. If you want more if you want more bonus content, you know where to go hit the links in the show notes. I got a I got a rock fan comm slash creator slash Isaac, where you get all the bonus stuff and bonus podcast. Second podcast that I do over there for rockfon only. You can go to patreon.com slash Illuminati watcher your choice, whichever one you like better. Till next time, stay woke.